Does Jesus have cooties?

When I was in 4th grade, my best friend introduced me to an interesting proposition.  You see, there were these two girls in our class that wanted us to be their boyfriends; "Going Steady" as they put it.  Well, I was still firmly entrenched in the whole "cooties" philosophy of relationships and the thought of spending time with either one of these girls was quite repulsive to a lad who still donned a cape at home and pretended his bike was the Batmobile! 

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